tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88958628996399061252011-04-21T19:23:07.120-07:00A Study in the beauty of old knudsenOld Knudsennoreply@blogger.comBlogger1011100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-32793007545220111322009-04-14T21:25:00.000-07:002009-04-14T21:25:00.632-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-33812414700575857422009-04-13T21:25:00.000-07:002009-04-13T21:25:00.569-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-82055703826668493462009-04-12T21:23:00.000-07:002009-04-12T21:23:00.483-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-10335642986244662642009-04-11T21:21:00.000-07:002009-04-11T21:23:01.282-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-46989742414877817362009-02-10T13:31:00.001-08:002009-02-10T13:31:55.406-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-54077873329914653322009-01-28T22:30:00.000-08:002009-01-28T22:30:00.503-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-54636394980257670822009-01-27T22:29:00.000-08:002009-01-27T22:29:00.862-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-81768955882072439562009-01-26T22:28:00.000-08:002009-01-26T22:28:00.322-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-17879214609391413742009-01-25T22:27:00.000-08:002009-01-25T22:28:26.569-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-49628128886087163412009-01-14T00:19:00.000-08:002009-01-14T00:19:00.935-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-88820840223011136192009-01-13T00:17:00.000-08:002009-01-13T00:19:05.563-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-88287248109541112782009-01-13T00:16:00.000-08:002009-01-13T00:17:38.335-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-4393053363672229222008-12-20T00:02:00.000-08:002008-12-20T00:03:54.394-08:00

The tinfoil should protect my sperm count.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-32009149915626213462008-12-20T00:00:00.000-08:002008-12-20T00:01:46.992-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-48093038848353622012008-12-19T23:58:00.000-08:002008-12-20T00:00:30.817-08:00

350th Restraining order ................. lovely!

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-8405136347037662182008-11-29T00:46:00.000-08:002008-11-29T00:47:27.997-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-91743946719172121612008-11-25T00:22:00.001-08:002008-11-25T00:22:45.259-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-75127021735846214292008-11-25T00:20:00.000-08:002008-11-25T00:21:48.325-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-81095342307635972692008-10-19T21:27:00.001-07:002008-10-19T21:30:05.382-07:00

It should be revoked.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-13981169296170127532008-10-13T00:24:00.000-07:002008-10-13T00:25:53.468-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-20092365444798344802008-10-13T00:23:00.000-07:002008-10-13T00:24:39.807-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-57336263221847895972008-10-13T00:22:00.000-07:002008-10-13T00:23:52.112-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-59660934311211216322008-06-30T00:04:00.000-07:002008-06-30T00:05:54.233-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-78430195626725238752008-06-24T22:11:00.000-07:002008-06-24T22:13:31.363-07:00

Backside melts into the sofa and yeah I sweat a lot.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-73311012212297237922008-05-28T09:27:00.000-07:002008-05-28T09:27:01.215-07:00

Fuck I knew I took the wrong turn.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-28716598119790736982008-05-27T01:23:00.000-07:002008-05-27T01:23:01.120-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-62698190572260111842008-05-26T03:22:00.000-07:002008-05-26T03:22:01.045-07:00

One for the pot.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-55415470903104382082008-05-24T12:42:00.000-07:002008-05-24T12:42:00.654-07:00

Fucking NHS.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-87160411138288392462008-05-23T10:40:00.000-07:002008-05-23T10:40:00.586-07:00

It was a man with one arm who touched that gurl.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-84235393842788479442008-05-22T10:37:00.000-07:002008-05-22T10:37:02.349-07:00

Its my birthday today, where is my fucking card?

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-79167829777682975622008-05-20T00:36:00.000-07:002008-05-20T00:36:00.791-07:00

What is there not to heart?

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-69047564137931675472008-05-19T00:35:00.000-07:002008-05-19T00:35:01.138-07:00

Yes my shit is black.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-7783213783190454782008-05-18T00:33:00.000-07:002008-05-18T00:35:05.104-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-71114357226986095482008-05-18T00:32:00.000-07:002008-05-18T00:33:35.471-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-86132478115622710252008-05-12T12:44:00.000-07:002008-05-12T12:44:03.772-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-82156440622733809642008-05-11T22:41:00.000-07:002008-05-11T22:44:18.344-07:00

A silly people full of self importance, they never ruled a quarter of the world.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-20262309978047815142008-04-23T12:28:00.000-07:002008-04-23T12:31:45.213-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-5319772671441364682008-04-23T12:26:00.000-07:002008-04-23T12:28:50.000-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-91811468677582875002008-04-18T00:10:00.000-07:002008-04-18T00:12:03.816-07:00

No I didn't think so.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-16992068496567175382008-04-18T00:08:00.000-07:002008-04-18T00:10:22.198-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-69008389494642892872008-04-17T00:12:00.000-07:002008-04-17T00:13:58.028-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-19644753290265310582008-04-17T00:10:00.000-07:002008-04-17T00:12:17.218-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-11120574096750972272008-04-15T00:37:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:38:25.634-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-5187640519332536822008-04-15T00:36:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:37:29.309-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-29944489171511798322008-04-15T00:35:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:36:35.771-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-53616029391584191672008-04-15T00:34:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:35:28.721-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-89257032767045185502008-04-15T00:33:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:34:16.178-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-5329177775651629612008-04-15T00:32:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:33:21.455-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-71484040029976954092008-04-15T00:29:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:30:26.775-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-87534638850144767692008-04-15T00:27:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:29:07.227-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-8675313097499664072008-04-15T00:25:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:27:06.178-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-7577073553259031402008-04-15T00:24:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:25:25.862-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-19995212488356196712008-04-15T00:23:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:24:07.681-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-51786497462016821452008-04-15T00:08:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:22:59.633-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-82794443761783991402008-04-15T00:00:00.000-07:002008-04-15T00:07:41.660-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-20850900018289092742008-03-11T23:00:00.000-07:002008-03-11T23:01:17.968-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-30477856324160725312008-03-11T22:58:00.000-07:002008-03-11T23:00:05.711-07:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-66744797875581582532008-02-27T23:17:00.000-08:002008-02-27T23:19:05.592-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-70342311461757516412008-02-27T23:16:00.000-08:002008-02-27T23:17:36.990-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-64014938649370190802008-02-23T21:03:00.000-08:002008-02-23T21:05:19.975-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-85085902455787067672008-02-09T23:31:00.000-08:002008-02-09T23:32:24.678-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-19074806984876533232008-02-05T01:34:00.000-08:002008-02-05T01:35:43.939-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-56592665201266887342008-02-03T01:02:00.000-08:002008-02-03T01:03:50.286-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-69533883703063964892008-02-03T01:01:00.000-08:002008-02-03T01:02:25.854-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-89139791947916206962008-02-03T00:59:00.000-08:002008-02-03T01:00:51.794-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-85663525158007517392008-01-22T01:17:00.000-08:002008-01-22T01:19:35.931-08:00

Waiting for Godo to buy a fucking round the cheap deity.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-82830623540020433772008-01-10T22:26:00.000-08:002008-01-10T22:29:52.486-08:00

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-58986050076539735212007-12-31T23:51:00.000-08:002007-12-31T23:54:14.305-08:00

Just because I talk to you doesn't mean I like you.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-60947138077098805792007-12-31T23:48:00.000-08:002007-12-31T23:51:43.531-08:00

When she wasn't ripping people apart she was a very caring individual and gave great head, after she had finished eating the brains of course .

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-87073975701369713912007-12-13T04:02:00.000-08:002007-12-12T00:04:40.807-08:00

My Blog is always open.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-71989854073103742032007-12-12T00:00:00.000-08:002007-12-12T00:02:25.878-08:00

Some weemen just don't know when to shut the fuck up.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-54219941662788205872007-12-11T23:58:00.000-08:002007-12-12T00:00:42.569-08:00

She only wanted me for my brain but really it was for my huge blog.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-49384108611626741522007-12-11T23:57:00.000-08:002007-12-11T23:58:34.895-08:00

When you get to my age you are happy to get what action you can get.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-30015722273827094582007-12-01T14:00:00.000-08:002007-11-30T14:03:43.987-08:00

I like puppies and meadows of flowers, the ocean, trees, sunsets and fucking dead bodies.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-70911979566067655272007-11-26T00:27:00.000-08:002007-11-26T00:29:44.333-08:00

Not in a ghey way, Billy one ear likes a wee joke like holding me hostage now and then, I blame the glue he huffs. We do have a laugh about it later.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-12325120935562062402007-11-15T00:58:00.000-08:002007-11-15T00:59:55.447-08:00

And you hot weemen out there I'll put babies in yer bellies.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-4359892065128634832007-11-15T00:53:00.000-08:002007-11-15T00:57:24.038-08:00

God bless their dirty camel raping hearts, they hit these pictures with the soles of their flip flops and chant something like "Knudsen is great" I don't know what they say they all talk in gheylick or something.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-14813302622017216082007-11-13T12:34:00.000-08:002007-11-13T12:36:34.336-08:00

I couldn't be any worse than the cunts in power now.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-70414492617218417072007-11-03T22:28:00.000-07:002007-11-03T22:36:18.088-07:00

My Therapist said I only go out with George Clooney's ex gurlfriends because I am fixated on him and fantasize about him while I shag them, I said "is that a bad thing?" I ended up glassing that know it all touchy feely cunt.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-82066144152112532562007-10-29T10:29:00.000-07:002007-10-28T11:32:27.244-07:00

Its bad when you'd trust a blood thirsty warlord rather than 2 doctors with yer kids.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-54478184099378733802007-10-28T11:25:00.000-07:002007-10-28T11:28:52.212-07:00

His home at lake Perry Como in Italy isn't as nice as you'd think.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-80781529759165801502007-10-07T21:29:00.000-07:002007-10-07T21:34:11.325-07:00

Sorry I mean 'if' I ever die I want to be remembered as "creepy yet vulnerable."

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-50792540698765065592007-10-02T11:32:00.000-07:002007-10-02T11:40:49.858-07:00

I'm a fucking action hero right? I was considered for the role of Jack Bauer in the new 24 movie as Sutherland is an ugly cunt, I was tempted to jump start my career with this also I wanted an onscreen shag at Jack's wife Kim Bauer as played by the tasty Elisha Cuthbert because then it would probably spill over into real life and I so want to defile that gurl. I said fuck it to the whole idea

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-26148126138713976072007-09-18T00:41:00.000-07:002007-09-18T00:44:09.204-07:00

I have often been the object of desire for many of my readers, MJ yet again showed me what was on her mind.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-23995154462435193242007-09-18T00:38:00.000-07:002007-09-18T00:41:05.728-07:00

Tony my Polish friend from 'Bench' involved me in his own sick and sordid fantasies about Jessica Lange, the lad is troubled.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-61218760590628725182007-09-06T22:00:00.000-07:002007-09-06T22:03:30.885-07:00

Halle Berry is 2 months pregnant and the wee fucker is mine. I like to visit Halle when I'm in L.A. with my fuck buddy Jennifer because I like to spread the love/legs. Halle isn't too bad in bed, she watches herself in the mirror as we do it and I watch myself.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-17455113463825706062007-08-29T13:47:00.000-07:002007-08-29T13:50:15.018-07:00

When you're as hot as me the best thing for all is to share yer hotness. Enjoy.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-28984500084481711472007-08-29T13:45:00.000-07:002007-08-29T13:47:41.845-07:00

Yes I was at the Battle of Thermopylae, it wasn't as bad as some say, quite enjoyable in fact. Those Immortals sure know how to party.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-501773035462237892007-08-28T13:02:00.000-07:002007-08-28T13:07:36.333-07:00

Back in the day when I worked in the porn industry I was big. Behind my back they would give me the nick name "The big prick" no doubt due to the length and girth of my penis whose name is Kenny.I stayed in for a long time and then I got out of the business, it was a messy ending.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-28555912173656579772007-07-21T02:03:00.000-07:002007-08-27T00:09:34.852-07:00

I was so close to being a hero to thousands of little thick as pig shit Scottish kids but the makers of Superman didn't like the similarities to their character, what fucking similarities? They wouldn't even let us change it to "Supperman" he fights crime and is always on time for his supper, just think about the cliffhangers, will he make it or will his chips go cold?

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-64181343683887423912007-07-08T12:00:00.000-07:002007-08-27T00:03:10.742-07:00

They put a hot wire to my head Cos of the things I did and said.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-44550471492757944812007-07-02T09:57:00.000-07:002007-08-27T00:00:27.494-07:00

With fire in my hand.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-71015784406775844232007-06-28T03:55:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:57:52.630-07:00

Yes I know I have brown on me, you'd shit yerself too after gang zombie anal.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-50049222417116949112007-06-26T07:50:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:55:14.333-07:00

MJ said she wanted to give me a job, I think I misunderstood.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-58895266158466801382007-06-16T21:01:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:50:10.946-07:00

I'm a hardcore killing machine don't fuck with me.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-30532471686843830642007-06-10T05:46:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:48:33.061-07:00

My gurl Xmichra made this for me, isn't she a love? What have you done for me lately?

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-88830389577434147632007-06-04T11:13:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:46:10.058-07:00

My L.A. fuck buddy Jennifer, look at the baps on that now picture my face and other parts of me between them, feeling ill yet?

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-86757807403455092702007-05-16T10:17:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:40:59.432-07:00

I am a man of peace but if you spill ma pint, take Ian Paisley's name in vain, insult the Queen, slag of tea or do anything else I don't like I will fucking gut ya like a fish.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-35238673061746319232007-05-15T09:34:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:37:16.187-07:00

Remember when I was groomed to take over as the Doors new singer? it was the Scottish accent and my extended spoon solos that they had problems with.

Old Knudsennoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8895862899639906125.post-31428730364866766692007-05-12T23:29:00.000-07:002007-08-26T23:33:51.313-07:00

I hoored myself out to Burger King for some cheap publicity. The bastards wanted me to give my readers what they wanted, posts written their way. More funny, less swearing and more insightful, like the big famous blogs but like I said funny.I said: "You want it yer way at OK you can fuck away off."

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