24 Inch Cock

I'm a fucking action hero right? I was considered for the role of Jack Bauer in the new 24 movie as Sutherland is an ugly cunt, I was tempted to jump start my career with this also I wanted an onscreen shag at Jack's wife Kim Bauer as played by the tasty Elisha Cuthbert because then it would probably spill over into real life and I so want to defile that gurl. I said fuck it to the whole idea when I found out Kim was Jack's daughter not his wife, that would be too creepy even for me. Now I feel guilty everytime I tug the lad to Cuthbert.